it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
so then you were screaming "GIVE ME KELVINS!" and heating things up in the microwave and no one knew what you wanted
An ad on my facebook says "don't be THAT girl". Its like it knows.
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
the extent of background information i have on her is minimal, but it will get me in her pants
i was the DD for the swedish students tonight. Got paid 23 dollars for driving 10 miles. gotta love ignorance and the confusion conversion brings.
apparently he couldn't remember my name so he refereed to me as whats-her-boobs and everyone knew that it was me he was talking about
Went to 3 separate liquor stores today and I just made a huge tray of jello shots. This will be the Thanksgiving that puts all the others to shame.
I took my exam the next day still drunk and failed, but I kno for a fact that I filled in the bubbles for my name perfectly
Was there a Canadian at your party or did I dream that?
He thinks he's a sex addict. Just. My. Type.
I seem to have forgotten that I am wearing a one piece bathing suit under my clothes
We weren't even through customs yet, and we got offered weed. You would love Jamaica.
Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
We had an argument over whether or not she had super strength. She settled it by dragging me to the bed room and throwing me on the bed. Then forcefully fucking me. She won the argument.
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