Just once id like a girl to say to me in the dracula voice, i want...to suck...your dick...
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
I just woke up to pictures of every angle of his dick I'll ever need to see.
Depending on hangover severity. The fact that I can spell severity is in your favor.
I dunno, but she kept buying me shots and asking me to go places with her. oh btw we're signed up to go bungee jumping Saturday
We were eating hotdog buns dipped in French onion dip in lawn chairs at 4am. That drunk
Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
Well I'm drunk and covered in baby oil so tonights not ideal
If I get laid dressed as one of the McPoyle twins, I deserve all the medals.
I hopped in a random dudes car outside the strip club at 3pm on a Sunday and said "Follow that car!"
Then a third Canadian I didn't know showed up to the hotel room at like 3am. I let him sleep in our bed because he had pizza.
My pants are on and I'm pretty sure I tried to throw them at someone.
How many fucks given?
0.12846
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
He just brought a live lobster to the party.
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