Having a random hookup so left but love u
I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
The gyno asked how many partners i've had... I said ummmm she goes ok then i'll just put down ten.
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Ya,, he does have virgin eyes. Thats a real thing you know...
We should bet how many people are going to get alcohol poisoning next weekend and whoever wins gets a free Starbucks.
It was an 11am booty call. We were both out of our element.
After her AA meeting, she was on the phone with her mom, and when she said, "they're making me start over with Step 1," I quietly sang, "cut a hole in the box".
Next time someone asks you what your spirit animal is do you really want to answer the iowa state fair butter cow?
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actually there are like 49038098 people in the bathroom for no reason. Singing My Heart Will Go On and pseudo fighting.
you can't get cum all over my hair and then tell me you just want to be friends
Just in case the world ends tomorrow, I have an emergency contact group of booty calls I can send a quick "let's fuck" to before I die.
Yeah. I found my shirt from last night while walking back to the bar to get my purse/phone this morning. I'm never going to even ask what actually happened. Be glad you moved 7 states away.
My phone has started autocorrecting "monogamy" to "monogamish"
Here when you come to your senses come back here and I'll fuck you back out of them.
Randomize