we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
I have discovered something important. The trick to making food taste better is not always 'more hot sauce'.
They threw a beer at you on stage and then you stopped the karaoke and cussed everyone in the bar out for 2 minutes
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I wish the holidays was like a drive thru. Get in. Get your presents. Get out.
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
Dedicating my hangover to whoever the hell I hooked up with in the bathroom last night.
just kidding, dedicating it to the gods of mexican food. omnomnom
After she asked if she could try to fit her toe ring around it, i decided to leave. Thats the life i live
struggle bus is officially taking me on a road trip to hell. If this is just the first destination, I'll jump out the fucking window.
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barely 48 hours and I've done the dirty on both of my roommates beds before they've even slept in them
Hooked up with a guy dressed as Miss Frizzle last night... Asked if I could ride his Magic School Bus
His penis looked like how I would imagine Satan's pinky finger.
They came over the loud speaker and said "no laying on the dance floor.." I thought i was dancing, but apparently that's just the way it started out.
He is more interested in finding his sweater than he is in having sex with me. It better be a great fucking sweater.
I bonged champagne. And did keg stands. What in the actual fuck am I doing with my life?
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