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I may or may not have just visibly given him head in front of three young children and their mom. They all looked mortified.
I think we should make a list of challenges so that when stuff like that happens, we can check it off. Like a scavenger hunt for hoes.
Just wrote a paper about alcohol abuse that sounded like my weekend...
Judging by what's in the bathroom right now, I see you graced us with your presence last night.
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he just made me do "this little piggy" to his toes.
I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy
Sometimes I love sober logical me. She makes rare appearances but when she does she shines.
I've literally never felt worse
My body feels like its decomposing
What's great about college is that i can eat chocolate cereal for every meal and call it a money saving technique.
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drunk in woodshop so don't even say "I SAWWW THIS COMING." I know you're thinking it.
We need to make tonight low-budget
Is this your way of suggesting flasks?
5 hours of volunteer work playing with puppies and banned from the frat I hate most as 'punishment'... Besides the ER trip, I'm not seeing the bad in this situation
She said "we just have chemistry" ... I wanted to say "no, you just have a vagina."
Puked in my purse on my Uber ride home last night. Safe to say it's not a good idea to beer bong a whole bottle of wine.
I FLASHED A GUY AT MCDONALDS FOR A FREE BREAKFAST BURRITO. IT WORKED!
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