the last time I saw her she was leaving the mens bathroom and club rush with her dress inside out. typical tease.
im pretty sure there are laws against slapping prostitutes
i'm pretty sure there are laws against prostitutes.
Is it a bad that I spent my 5 year anniversary with my husband texting my ex boyfriend?
I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
I just saw "i'm bigger then that" as her facebook status. Would it be better to make a fat joke or correct her grammar?
i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
she wouldn't stop crying, so we sang her to sleep. i'm guessing you will find her in the same position by the toilet in the morning. night.
i don't think my dad can get all that mad since he got arrested for almost exactly the same thing last weekend
bitch got booty called while we were making out. and then she actually left.
I just did a Kegel and my back popped. My vagina is a gift to penises everywhere.
So neither of us had a dollar bill and we couldnt find a straw so we spent all nite doing coke through penne pasta
I woke up in a stranger's bed wearing nothing but santa socks.
We are not having sex in the fucking kindergarten
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
You know your late night booty call was a huge fail when you go back to your car after it's over, and it's still warm.
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