you guys were way drunker than both of me
Dude sorry i couldnt seem to spell any words right in the texts i sent you last night
I felt like a fucking code breaker.
xbox live and facebook are tricking me into believing I actually have an active social life
There is something about drinking on a golf course and getting with younger women that just really makes me feel at home.
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bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
he's legally blind and likes the sound of my voice, good enough for me.
She was about to go down when you guys iced me. Thanks bro
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
Does anyone know why "math wizard" is written on my arm?
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the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
How do I have sand in my vagina if we were an hour away from the beach?
Is there some sort of line being crossed when your shower activities start to involve jimmy johns?
He broke into my house because he missed me. Then ends the relationship because I'm the needy one. Ironic much?
So you're saying that I ended up challenging a dude to Uno then proceed to punch them in the face?
They got skeletons in the booths to enforce social distancing.
Thought they were weekend at berniesing that shit at first.
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