You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
I'm home alone watching The Hills seasons, eating pickles and drinking straight rye. I just googled "how to make friends". Probably not the most pro-active solution. Help.
According to my dad, my tongue ring makes people assume I give a lot of blow jobs because, as stated by him "that's what it's for"
Im at a strip club, and the dancer just farted into my face. The bad part about that is I could taste the wings I bought her earlier
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Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
Her vagina is like Vegas. high traffic and full of glitter.
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
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Well, think of it this way, if this were 200 years ago your father would have received the most goats in all the village for your fertile loins. Think about that.
I was basically shocked at how calmly you accepted my violently shoving a french fry in your mouth.
MAYDAY. glass in foot, have crush on guy with mullet.life is over.
I love you. We're gonna celebrate your 21st by putting people in duct tape bikinis and pushing them down tequila slip and slides
His last name was woodcox? That just screams I've got a great penis
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
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