Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
it was better than the time i puked and I forgot to open the lid of the toilet
look out your window.... he's holding his iphone up like a boombox playing you beach boys
We welcome drunken adversity.
With open legs.
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I may or may not have just sent the bartender a pic of me in my slutty cheerleader costume with the caption "rah rah ree, gimme yo d"
It's nights like those I refer to my life motto: You can't be just friends with someone after you've seen their genitals.
He's cheating on her.
Are you sure it wasn't her?
I have my glasses on, and as long as she didn't change her face in the past two months; its her.
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
Did the vodka turn my hair yellow or did something else happen last night?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
Totally. Bang on. He'll be fine. He might cry into your perfect tits once in a while, but that's the price ya pay.
Yeah. I'm so over work, that I'm not even satisfied pretending to work anymore. I just flat out want to go home. Fuck this job
I can't believe my vagina just got wished happy new year
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
My sensibilities as a lady demand we cuddle on the couch, and THEN have loud, raunchy sex. Idk, what do you want to do?
Randomize