idk how it happened. she made a very smooth transition from crying to blowing me
And when I say "complete whore" I mean I could possibly make a shameful profit by wearing this.
I found him. We're on the way back to the condo. He was sitting in the lifeguard stand letting people passing by take pictures of his nipples for a buck each..he made 15 dollars
I take back all of the insults I've ever said toward those money makers
Hypothetically, if a stripper with braces bites you on the cleavage and it leaves an open wound, do you need a tetanus shot?
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He didn't dress up but kept finding random pieces of costumes on the floor at each club. He was an 80s hair band warrior at the end of the night.
When did I go from having sugar daddies to being one? And does it count as a tax write off?
When you sober up and come in here, I'm in your bed because you pissed on me in mine. So fuck. Off.
Half of my brain feels like I donated it to science and they basically just poured jack Daniels on it and put out cigarettes into it before returning it to my skull
Can't wait to bequeath this flannel to my grandchildren someday.
'I've been using this to pick up lesbians since before you were born!'
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i wish i could tell my students that all of their lessons plans were brought to them by captain morgan and diet coke. it's like seasame street, only for high schoolers being taught by a student teacher.
Sometimes turtles just really trip me out man
I've never had someone have to dis-arm themselves before I sucked their dick prior to that
He goes from zero to fucking up in 2.4 drinks. Like the sportscar of bad decision making.
Found out the cop gives spectacular head. Don't ask. We're going out to dinner Saturday.
And to be clear I have only watched porn like 3 times at work
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