Still drunk and leading the team through the 9am sales meeting. I'm pretty sure this is why there aren't more 26year-olds in management.
so I ended up banging her last night
dude I remember her. You sure it was a her?
i don't even remember
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
it's official, i've been high in 26 different states, and three different countries.
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I know your texting costs money, but I'll pay for it if you consider this. Oversized frozen jello shots. I'll buy everything needed if you approve. Let me know
It's either my own vomit or popcorn butter in my ear right now. Banking on the second one.
We made popcorn last night. So it's both
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
Just witnessed a fat waitress doing whipits in the back of a waffle house.. my life seems a little brighter..
I was thinking that maybe I should not apply to Wells Fargo because they def have me on candid camera taking a drunken nap at 3am in their lobby.
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I AM A HOUSE CAT. I CANNOT DO THIS LION BUSINESS WE CALL THE SINGLE LIFE
So apparently someone caught him as he was falling. And carried him around the rest of the night.
You 2012 self promised me that you would do LSD with me, and it's 2015 now. So.
Plus, I'm basically a doctor, so what could go wrong.
She said she was sober from drugs for a week. All I heard was Kenny Loggins singing Danger Zone.
I'm fucking camped out by the bathrooms. I think the poopatrator is in there. Wtf is my life
Almost an end to the saga.
When we started the night I was in zebra wedges & she was in my black boots... I woke up wearing pink flip flops & the mirror on my rental is fuxked up. Wtf happened last night?
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