their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
I thought you should know that you passed out in your trash can last night.
Thanks for throwing up on me.
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
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This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
I refrained from asking a guy what he spilled on his dick because it smelled good. Morals.
It's called being normal.
My head feels like Jesus is projectile vomiting hammers on it
So what your saying is I can use her desperation to my advantage. Fuck, this must be how pretty girls feel.
I mean, it was a fun hookup and he's cute and whatnot, but he wouldn't go down on me. Plus he's a republican. Idk why but those things feel like they go hand in hand.
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He took my necklace off while we were 69ing. His tongue never stopped moving either. Take that, guys who can't figure out how bras work.
I don't think I've ever had this many people offer me blow before. 3 o'clock on a Thursday. I keep good company.
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
She's the prison bitch to my Martha Stewart.
you should just get a floor plan of your dorm and start checking off rooms.
Look, if it comes down to it, I’m spraying whipped cream on your nuts
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