Fun fact: tonight on intervention was the guy who did my tattoo
He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
just found a beer in my hamper. even my laundry is a dirty alcoholic.
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
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i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
Now accepting hypotheses about how i managed to get a bruise between my boobs....
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In 30 minutes I will have been sober for an entire month. Time for a celebratory lap of cheap alcohol that leads to early liver failure.
But happy liver failure. That's what counts.
Just me. You're probably having sex with her right now, so here's a reminder that you should be thinking of me per our agreement.
She's riding a bike down the street and drinking brown liquor. A pt cruiser is honking at her and she's like I HEAR YOU!!
You can't mix blow jobs, bacon, and Star Wars.
A) just did. And b-z) that sounds like a great Sunday morning.
So I woke up really sad and then I looked in the cabinet and there was weed and now I'm not sad anymore
I can tell that I'm high when listening to celine dion becomes such a life changing experience
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