I love that she's always that person who people think it's a good idea to invite her to something. and then she's there and you realize, "nope."
Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
in the middle of it he kept shouting: im going to be masturbating to this for the rest of my life
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
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he had his head down and said he was listening for the buffalo, he had to still be drunk.
My last google search was "mavis beacon techs tping" Thank god google auto corrects bc otherwise i wouldn't know that i drunk-type 13 words a minute.
basically theres shrimp everywhere. splattered on the walls, in the carpet, its bad. ohh theyre never gonna get the smell out.
I was about to send you a concerned-for-your-safety text b/c it took you more than ten seconds to respond to a text that mentioned both the bar and lesbians
I'm not leaving bed today. And i guess my drunken ass last night hit my roommate in the face with a tiki torch then proceeded to cry while carrying around a picture of he who must not being name. I'm a piece of work.
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Her voice kills me. Its the perfect pitch to fuck with my hangover.
There's not an emojicons for I think I ripped my asshole and want to die.
I just accidentally hit share on pornhub... Probably the scariest moment of my life
But he's not just anonymous male genitalia anymore. I've met him, I've seen his face.
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
"What's your dick like homie" is not really an acceptable thing to say out loud
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