Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
apparently when i got back to tyler's i layed face down on the bed and yelled "don't hurt my asshole!"
Someone sharpied 'shit show' on my tits. Someone with excellent penmanship
I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.
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we found a loaf of bread in my bathroom i believe its yours. sorry i took a shower before we noticed so it might be soggy
You chanted SOFA PIZZA all night then we woke up to find about ten slices under the cushions where you were sleeping....
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
I think my whole family judged my ability to change under a blanket.
In a moving vehicle and other people in the car
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
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Right now, I'm sitting in my room, drinking beer, eating double stuff Oreos, taking bites straight from a block of cheese, and watching Anchor Man 2 trailers. Finals week at its finest
Beer and xanax may be a bad combo, but I don't really care due to the beer and the xanax.
Are ropes allowed in during conjugals?
I've had pants off for 3 hours now. America.
I remember 2 things. 1. Hanging through the window. 2. And she needing a bucket to puke in. That’s all. I have no other memory.
I’ve gone two rounds already this morning and I’m ready for a third. The moon is in the house of sluticus hornius.
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