Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
Apparently I was playing rock paper scissors against myself for 2 hours in the bathroom mirror.
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
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I just ate a whole pineapple for lunch. You should be begging to give me a bj tonight.
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
Getting cock-blocked by Jeff Bridges. NOT OKAY.
Bring a bathing suit and your good liver.
My good liver is still at the dry cleaners. Will my backup liver suffice?
Maybe
He's not messing around tonight. 4 fist pumps.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
it's like his dick is making a u-turn.
Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
You have a long distance relationship and I have a long distance snapchat sexting buddy. If that doesn't describe who we are as people then I don't know what does.
He couldn't give me an orgasm, but he did give me a UTI.
So, I actually said the words "but face tattoos are sexy"
I got locked into my place today. You might be wondering if that was a typo... It's not.
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