it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
I was sitting behind this girl in class and she logged out of her facebook, hacked into her boyfriends, and then proceeded to check his inbox. This is why I'm single.
That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
if every girl in minneapolis isn't pregnant when i get back to the cities i will cry
he asked me to smell his eyeballs.
Between the booze, mechanical bulls, and penis's I think my body hates it when I'm single
I wish they could condense everything I needed, nutritionally speaking, into mike and ikes
When i'm home next we need to get baked and go to waffle house. I want to see if the waitress can still guess my intoxication level and what i'm about to order before i even make it to the table.
Can you work for me at 4? We might have just taken some drugs we found in the couch and... end of story
Dude it's huge. I don't usually like looking at those things, but you're kind of forced to stare that horse in the face.
In other news I may have fractured my masturbating arm
At least it wasn't your drinking arm
your were asleep with people making out on top of you. you didn't even look bothered by it.
i'm sitting in bed scratching my boobs and wearing a sparkly fedora and have no one to blame but myself
You look wasted in ALL of the pictures I just saw you in.
That can't be good for your liver!
Thanks for caring mom.
Dude it's unhealthy how much I love vagina in my face
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