Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
oh btw spread eagle is not an appropriate phrase to use in a scientific presentation. learned that the hard way
I need a booty call who doesn't know my boyfriend or my friends.
At one point we asked the guy to play "the lion sleeps tonight" with his bagpipes. Best version ever.
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From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
So im on with some ukrainian stripper for a vodka tasting tomorrow. If I die tell my family im awesome
I don't know if I want to cry scream puke or go somewhere and drink more. This is such a weird emotion.
Remind me again why sleeping with a coworker and his wife would be a terrible idea.
Why are you awake at 6am and liking photos from rando Russian chicks on Instagram?
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Well if your hearts not big enough, your penis certainly is. Just have a threesome
I need to get all the one night tinders in my system before I move back in with my parents
P.s. I wore your shirt today and it has your blood all over it, but I am at a funeral home and they are using embalming fluid to get your blood stains out right now.
She told me I was absolutely not allowed to sleep with him even though she knows I'm a rule breaker who loves a good challenge.
I thought my holiday spirit was gone this year until I got banged to Christmas music. It's back.
Her handjob consisted of slapping me in the balls. I am never hooking up with her ever again ever.
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