So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
I feel fat after drinking my meal replacement shake.
I added chocolate sauce, a bsg of m&ms and a crushed up brownie to make it taste better.
His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
Please stop bringing your one night stands to Sunday brunch.
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Just come back with most of your limbs...and your dick. Please and thank you
Did I really just find a cheez- it box full of condoms in your room?
I woke up at 3am, my head in a toilet, still at the kegger, wearing a random cowboy hat.
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
New rule. Every time you and I have a disagreement that lasts longer than 10min, while in a bar, we'll have a shot. Figure we'll eventually start agreeing sooner rather than later...
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Stop touching yourself.
Wtf!?!?!?! Did you install a camera???
Your vagina doesn't want to be violated with garnishes. I get it.
at first i said "no rollerblading if I'm going to be drunk," but we all know how that went
i would stab him if he didn't just tell me he is a priest
is buying liquor on my lunch break too aggressive?
How naked do you want me to be?
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