You went to church with your boobs hanging out?
Theyr'e a gift from god, I figured I should show him i'm using them well.
First time i ever had an awkward silence during sex.
Law school is ruining my masturbation schedule.
what is the most politically correct way to ask if he still hangs out with the guy that has blue hair and make meth in his car?
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Petting the cat and listening to "you've got a friend". This is why I smoke weed. To make sense of situations like this.
It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
She just lifted up her dress, screamed "This is gonna be a good one!" And pissed on the pole...
She's on her way over to shave my year round sweater vest into a festive argyle sweater vest. Keeper?
Bro, you're like, my right testicle. Can't go anywhere without you.
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Just ate an entire BBQ chicken pizza this better go to my tits
I understand why animals eat their young in the wild after watching your kid this afternoon
the wedding party just walked in to the song eye of the tiger. i'm getting drunk.
We were fucking in the bedroom then we heard Sports center on in the living room. He stopped midfuck when I started celebrating that my team won over his
You set a couch on fire in my brothers backyard?
Just the cushions
It's so obvious he's evil. I mean, would a non-evil person have facial hair like that?
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