I just walked in on my mom and dad......It wasn't my dad
i walked in the apt and she was vacuuming. i asked why and she said so we could have sex on the floor. i love clean freaks.
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
In debating whether or not it's worth getting out of bed and walking 5 feet down the hallway to go to the bathroom before I puke
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I need to shower. I still have paint on me from the homeless guys
I'm leaving my hospital band on when we go drinking tonight. I'm aiming for pity sex.
second attempt at shower sex: failed after the water turned orange bc of a fire up the street. this is just not meant to be
You just made it sound like a children's toy! It's a functioning body organ, my vagina is not a gameboy!!!
Having a vagina does not stop me from believeing my balls are bigger than yours.
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Wanna get mid day margaritas tomorrow if I'm still alive
He then used a box cutter I keep in my car to open the plan b. Who says chivalry is dead?
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
I woke up in a beaver hat and contruction vest.. I need answers.
Taco Bell is better for you than cocaine, I promise.
you said it was a life or death situation, being your partner for beer pong doesn't count
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