just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
all i wanna do is slam about 38 beers eat a whole pizza and wake up naked in the taco bell parking lot
remember the used condom we threw behind my bed? my mom found it and is accusing me and making a big deal out of it,
Haha! You pissed me off, so I actually told her to go look behind your bed. Good thing I moved to Nevada, so your dad can't kick my ass. Good luck bitch.
At the pride parade. It's not even noon and I'm drunk as shit... for equality of course
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Glad we went casual last night, made my 1pm walk of shame through Walmart a little less obvious
I smell like fire and strippers. Successful sunday funday.
Well you know it's going to be an interesting night when the bathroom attendant is doing hail marrys
I fucking love my neighbors. I offered him chocolate and somehow it turned into a sexual proposition.
I just don't fit in here. The other wives are ten years older and have kids!
Well, you chose trophy wife of a 35 year old over college. Sit in your suburban soup and stew.
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I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
Got too starbucks. 3out of the 4 girls working i have ducked and haven't ever called. My coffee has dick written on it. It may contain spit by pumpkin lattes are only once a year
I am descending into that finals week rage fueled by ramen, mountain dew and bad sex is what's up.
I'm not into beards but apparently my vagina is.
She rode me like a jockey on that tiny couch. Then we spooned.
she hand cuffed me to the bed naked, jumped off the dresser naked, hit her head on the fan and knocked herself out. when her mom came home i had to call her for help, she could have died man...
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