If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
This dress was meant to end up on your floor
My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
whore
you called me in the middle of the night, wandering the streets, in search of "the ultimate burrito"
I'm being fed tequila grapes by a girl on stilts...
Tell him I'm the girl who was excited he spoke English. Then ask him where he picked me up from.
I'm using the house around the corner that my parents rent out to people as a means of getting sex. I just tell them I'm going for a walk and just invite my next hook up over
i went out at 5pm and cant remember anything until 3am...i was at the bus stop parking lot running around doing the Arrested Development chicken calls.
He's like a fucking cake pop, the greatest thing in the world while it lasts, but it never lasts for long enough
And after we debated politics. My dream come true: naked, just got done having great sex with a hot mixed guy, talking about why social welfare programs are a bad idea
We exchanged snapchat usernames instead of numbers. Is that what America has come to?
Last night you told me you "were too high" and didn't deserve a hashbrown.
Masturbating to the DNC live stream. Not my proudest moment
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
You guys do the cocaine and I'll do the dishes.
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