Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
Wish I didn't live with 3 girls so I could beat off in peace.
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
Ok, it is technically a gay bar but it's a total dive w/ strong drinks. The important thing is you can start drinking at 11:00 am without judgement
oh oh oh, and apparently you can bring in your own snacks. Some old dude just gave me cashews and cheetos.
I have so much shit FLYING through my head. They're all in magic carpets and everything
At some point tonight the bad ideas in my head became bad decisions that happened outside my head
i need to stop celebrating other people's birthdays like they are m own.. my body can't handle a birthday every week
Cops on bikes. I think I can outrun them.
The only way that night could have gotten any better would be if a unicorn would descend from the heavens with a nacho bell grande in a bag around its horn beat boxing Hakunah Matata.
Don't tell me 'the Fonzie' doesn't work. Went to see Shakespeare high and gave the sign to the dude playing Macbeth. Now at a cast party getting blown. All hail the Fonz.
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.
The logic in me says "don't text him" .But the vagina in me says "text him".
No offense, but I don’t think I would want to see him in anything skimpier than a hazmat suit.
If I wanna spend the whole night tied up and getting railed I'm allowed to do so
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