Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
She made me add her as a friend on fb before she got into my bed... I sense a stalker
I think I should become a real estate agent in th friend zone I know the place so well
I woke up next to her this morning and couldn't remember her name. Luckily, she had written it on my hand so that I could add her on facebook.
Even the paramedic said "what a way to kill a party"
Ill give you a 4 hour blow job if you make my nephew go to bed.
I am almost positive I asked to milk her when I was saying my goodbyes.
Also, I pretty much need an IV of fluids straight to my soul
I just fell off a roof. So I'm kinda chillin for a minute.
I just set my acrylic nail on fire while trying to light my blunt
For a guy who came before his dick was out of his pants, he gave surprisingly good head.
I just want him to make us coffee. And whack off into the sunset
I woke up in the bathroom clutching a stuffed shark. My night was fantastic, thanks for asking.
Like sometimes I’ll be hangry but for dick
it's okay that you two hooked up in the family bathroom at the mall.. i just pray to god you were not making a family in the family bathroom..
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