I'd fuck her but she fucked Dusty. And I'm pretty sure he's humped livestock
two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
Did I get blown in the bathroom? Yes. Did she throw up cranberry juice on my shorts? Yes. Did she finish the job? Yes.
Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
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I do not want to do anything. The words more tequila need to be erased from my vocabulary
Bren left me with a lovely parting gift. Newfouund alcoholism. I'm on the kitchen floor, hugging a bottle of vodka. It's my only friend now.
the last thing i remember is yelling at the cab driver that i'm really good at drive by vomitting.
I really hope you are not drunk feeding a raccoon.
don't act like you've never hung your towel on your dick after getting out of the shower
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She kept asking for cigarettes, than just put them in her purse as "savings"
then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
The zombie version of you bit my friend's hand. No more zombie crawl for you. Not ever.
Working nightshift means its never too early to start drinking- and you can quote me on that
Well I had to have sex with him so he would buy me plan b. The fact that I had sex with someone else last night who couldn't afford it is irrelevant.
I would cock slap so many things if I had a cock.
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