how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
is it bad if my mug shot looks better than my profile picture?
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
So it wasn't until I came that he pointed out the glow in the dark plastic star still stuck to my forehead. Fun times.
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we've been at disney 20 seconds and she already got the cops called over
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
gettin drunk isnt as much fun when i can use my own id for it
He called me from prison intake to wish me luck on my job interview. Somehow that's the most romantic thing that's ever happened to me.
I think I ruined Robin and Mikes anniversary. I walked in on them fucking, accidentally broke the necklace he gave her, and I stole the keg from their party. Not in that order
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Except there is my pee all over the walls now
the manly guy you want to date so badly? he's at the club. as a drag queen. wearing higher heels than you own. think about that.
And you will no longer be getting a thank you note from my vagina
A few days ago I apparently came up, asked her to make me soup, and handed her a can of coconut milk.
After an hour of searching for my pants, we had three people looking. They were finally found in the oven.
Fuck it, i havent messed around in half a year. I have sexual tension with a fire hydrant.
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