drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
you don't remember? you called me at 330 crying because you were in the middle of having sex with corey and forgot his name. all you kept saying was i'm a drunk bitch.
Someone obviously heard us on their way to class. They stopped at my door and started singing afternoon delight.
As it turns out, strippers don't accept checks.
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you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
After three games of beer pong ending in victory by death cup, all four of us bonded in the fact that we all slept with the girl's boyfriend at some point in time in the past year. She had no idea.
So i think i'm going to frame my summons tickets and give them to dad as a christmas present...
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I woke him up with a blow job and he started sing "oh the USAAAA. IT'S GOING TO BE S BEAUTIFUL DAYYYYY"
There were grown college boys running around north campus in capes with nerf guns. If security were to be called I think they would just give them more beer.
the bad thing about being great at twerking is that I'm powerless to stop myself from doing it when I'm drunk and in public.
All I want to do is lay in my bed and eat hotdogs
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
I'm really busy with my period
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