Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
Cab driver just said he likes mutual masturbation in the cab. Um
My mom caught just caught me jerking off...in her room.
we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
At the Phils game. My gay buddy just wanted up to a bunch of Mets fans and said "I'm gay, and even I think Mets fans are a bunch of fags." I love this fuckin town.
You were parading around the bar chugging girls drinks and then asking them if you could buy them a drink. It was actually genius
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
How's your Sunday morning ritual of shitting and throwing up at the same time going?
Get the fuck buddy a birthday present or not? He def deserves one, but how do I explain the debit card charge to my husband?
Now I'm heckling that my belch is more exciting than their fireworks and I peed down the driveway.
Mistakes were made. Hot mistakes that I want to make again. But tapping your employee is def a mistake. Esp in front of two other employees.
I stood in my living room with two beers in my hand asking these said beers if they were going to drink each other. I then insisted that I would drink them and chugged both. Happy Halloween.
I'm on the same pooping schedule as a professor I've never had. He now says what's up to me in the hallway
Oh no...did you put star fish over your nipples again?
By the end of our first date my penis was pierced.
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