I just saw the girl you left with - Chris Hansen's looking for you
I masturbated on the webcams with my bf yesterday then typed without washing my hands first... then my roommate used my laptop it was pretty priceless
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
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Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
The best part about this city is obvious. Someone saw me crouching by a bar pissing in my leftover Panera bread bowl and they just winked.
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
I just don't fit in here. The other wives are ten years older and have kids!
Well, you chose trophy wife of a 35 year old over college. Sit in your suburban soup and stew.
I was like can I please fuck your hips back into realignment
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
you know, i'm always afraid you're going to think i only want you for sex because i only text you when i'm horny
speaking of, guess what i'm thinking about
That's what jaeger bombs out of teacups will do to you.
He started making out with my boobs. I didn't know whether to be proud of my boobs or ashamed of my mouth.
Went as "Party on, Wayne." And left as, "Partied out Wayne in a foot boot with new medical bills." Fuck Halloween...and vodka.
He said "I can't believe I had sex with a cat lady". Am I flattered or is this a new low?
So I FINALLY get to start out a story, "So there I was, naked except for a toboggan hat and handcuffs..."
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