I'm playing musical beds - it's not very fun
Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
I'm in the liquor aisle and a 10 yr old boy yells, "My favorite beer is Corona! Daddy remember when you gave me some on our camping trip?"
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As long as he sees me topless I don't care. Redemption. REEEDDDEMMMPPPTTIIIOOONNNNN
She tried to sit inside the drawer to my dresser and when it broke, she burst into tears calling herself fat. Too high to deal with this
Im covered in vodka and melted gummys. Fuck summer.
No, this is a senior booty call. It cannot be ignored.
Everyone was trying to get you to do a keg stand but you refused & instead declared you could do it yourself, crouched on the keg in your 6 inch heels, leaned over, and gave yourself one.
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I did get to watch you pee, tho. That counts as another precious moment.
WHY IS THE HAIRSPRAY SOUNDTRACK PLAYING IN THE LIQUOR STORE
I was told i took a shot doing a headstand in the backseat then proceeded to barf all over my face
I had no idea you were so talented.
Is it weird to invite your FWB to thanksgiving dinner??
Youre a wreck. Youll be in your dorm weeping to project runway covered in pizza sauce and smelling of stale beer
Thank you for always being there for me.
Sorry wrong derek... Do u have any weed?
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