can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
Sitting in class thinking wow im glad im not hungover...and then i realized im still drunk.
whenever music plays i find myself always doing kegels to the beat. its like the new foot-tapping
one of the cashiers from Kroger is eating at my kitchen table and nobody knows why.
I found a sock full of anal beads in my dryer. At least she washes them.
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
I refuse to have sex with you and your eBay condoms.
I'd have paid money to see Cookie Monster playing with a vibrator
You need Xanax blowdarts
i want to have his babies. i NEED to. shit i wont even ask for child support, he's that goodlooking.
Jäger goes great with personal crises and receding morals...
Just got tinder matched with my COMM TA. Game on.
the guy I've been trying to get with saw my brother's genitals before he saw mine, so that's my life.
Look, he's a hot korean guy with a motorcycle and a great ass. I'm gonna do head-titingly kinky shit with him.
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