Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
Semen is not good for contacts.
As long as he sees me topless I don't care. Redemption. REEEDDDEMMMPPPTTIIIOOONNNNN
I loved your drunken rendition of "I wanna dance with somebody" that you left on my voicemail last night.
Found a Safeway Deli Sandwich in the shower this morning... Perhaps the 9th beer was unnecessary.
I woke up and he was just feeling up my stomach. I felt like buddha and he was rubbing my belly for good luck. never again.
I just shit my bed. Go ahead and make your 40 year old incontinence jokes now.
You asked for his ID and then said "I am like a bouncer but for my vagina."
His girlfriend left him for the pizza guy. I am not fucking kidding.
I love you. Go after that dick
I fucked the midget version of a backstreet boy and I am not mad about it
fuck you
also please return my underwear, they were one of my favourite pairs xo
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