How is Miami?
Omk. I'm shitggaved om loincoln
Just saw a white stretch Hummer limo outside of CiCi's pizza. Way to live up to the stereotypes, Alabama.
So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
Guess who just hooked up with the cop that fingerprinted her?
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I gave up trying to understand them years ago. Now I'm just trying to fuck them.
You handed me a red solo cup filled with vodka and Bacon. You called it the salty Russian.
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
Oh that's what I forgot last night.. To make out with her.
Watching him is like watching a star slowly implode
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Brandon just showed up at my place with a florida state cheerleader he met in vegas durin spring break. His life is a fucking movie
i was really hopeful that i could make it to the end of the semester without doing something stupid enough to destroy our relationship but i guess i was wrong..........thanks vodka
I give up. I can't handle that class sober any longer. I have an army of whiskey shooters for the next three weeks. Wish me luck.
OMG I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT HOW OUR FRIENDSHIP IS SO REAL BECAUSE I SHOW YOU DICK PICS AND WE LAUGH TOGETHER.
I swear to the sweet baby jesus I didn't fill your freezer with salsa and my little pony toys, but I didn't stop them either.
And he claims I gave him “fuck me” eyes while he was ordering me a happy meal
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