When we ran out of red solo cups we switched to Starbucks cups for beer pong... Who doesn't want to live in Seattle?
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
my advisor is telling us the best way to sneak in alcohol on move in day. I definately picked the right college
Worst hangover of my career vs the return of the blue balls. Will keep updated
Fuuuuck. Forgot it's October. FYI scarecrows are gonna fuck you up when you're driving high
that blow job was not worth the clinginess that will follow
I have to be home in time to watch my friend on that Lifetime show about having babies. And by friend, I mean the girl I had a lesbian experience with at a party 3 years ago.
She asked the taxi driver to stop at the Texaco because she had to puke. She did then stumbled into the gas station and bought a 40.
The horrors my penis has endured I wouldn't wish upon any man.
Apparently drunk me thought it was time for a career change. I woke up with a message from Mcdonalds saying that I was hired as the new cashier.
I actually cannot wait for your visit. I miss people who make me look like the virgin mary in comparison.
Defrosting my uncrustable with my laptop...Hungover dinner
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
You know how it is. Tell me not to do somebody and suddenly I wanna.
Dignity. Ruined. Must. Smoke. Weed.
Randomize
