There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
Does transporting jello shots count as driving with an open container?
At the T-Rex bar with my nephew...only in Disney can I have a beer and a soda at the bar with a 4 year old
So we went to home depot to buy supplies to build a beer bong but ended up buying an office water cooler that were going to put vodka in
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I think its only fitting my first purchase with my student loan is a glass pipe? I think ill name it 'Subsidized'
The water bill last month was outrageous. We have got to stop fucking for hours in the shower
Somewhere during foreplay he said something about me only being with two other guys... I just went with it cause we have never had that conversation...
there was a kid getting taken out of the waterpark handcuffed to a wheelchair singing "tryna catch me ridin dirty"
Would I be bad if I bought a pregnancy test at shoppers the same time I hand in a resume? Or do you think it would get me the job?
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get ready to load up the weird cannon and blow a load of buck-wildness all over the place people
I vote for a trading skills night. You teach me to juggle, I'll teach you knife fighting, and we'll both learn banjo
I woke up to a shattered My Little Pony garbage pail, a black eye I don't know how I got and no one will look me in the face. Fuck tequila.
I was totally pumped and so was my beard
It's your birthday, you should get to jizz where you want to. Jizz when you want tooo
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
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