I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
I'm at a party watching some dude try to eat a whole package of Oreos in 5 minutes.
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
he asked me out through an event invitation on facebook, the title read Romantic Dinner For 2
I hurt. I blacked out in a onesie. Reevaluation needs to happen.
I had to physically hold you down to stop you from going out the window naked. You put up quit the struggle.
It's not even like I care. He was cute 30lbs ago and before he fucked that Michael Jackson look alike.
Driving by his house every hour is not stalking, it's a reconnaissance mission... How else can I confront him
Who wants vodka and apple sauce
Siri just called me GayBoy in front of my family. I will destroy you.
I thought I could grab a hold of my stream of urine. So she left pretty soon after that.
IDK MAYBE BC I WOKE UP IN AN AIRPORT WITH A ONE WAY TICKET TO LONDON
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
Trying to figure out why my back is hurting. And then I remember I got fucked up against a tree last night
So I have three weeks to get rid of his girlfriend and fuck him senseless before he goes to jail
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