He said he only talked to me because I talk dirty in bed.
I think i just got paid for sex with a hot pocket... and i accepted
An alarm set every 45 minutes saying "FATTY" and one every afternoon saying "CASPER" every day until spring break is a foolproof plan to being bikini ready
whenever I think of his sister, I just picture a chick with a huge beard
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
Both he AND his 17 year old son were hitting on me... I'm bridging generational gaps
They make twin pack pregnancy tests for girls like us
I want to get "Patrick Kane" wasted tonight
I am one hundred percent down for that
Well. At least he's a gentleman. A gentleman satanist.
He told me I was "too flexible." Excuse me?
I don't understand why you're so excited, it's my vagina not yours.
A thong just fell out of my purse in front of my whole class maybe I should stop using this morning class as my walk of shame
Not at all! I'll let your potential employer know you have a huge dick
I'm not a whore anymore. I gave up 90% of my women for you. I'm a 4-5 woman kind of guy now.
Bitch are you kidding? 2016 is gonna be the year our pussies run for president
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