my vagina is like the nba. its where amazing happens.
I wonder what it would be like to be a slice of cheese.
i wanted to go smoke pot, so i told my mom i was getting tutored. she asked what time i would be back, i told her learning doesn't have a curfew
no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
even iPhones love lady gaga. everytime I type haha it trys to correct it to gaga. this is bullshit...
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
Just ran four miles to popeye's. And back. Dedication.
The only reason we got away with streaking last time was cuz we had those miner hats
Um...celebrating is an understatement. You flashed the guy at the mexican restaurant and then screamed, "It's just my bikini, I swear!"
U offered to motor boat her and it somehow turned into u two going on a sunset cruise in Newport. At 3am.
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
I never thought I'd be judging my neighbors sex lives before age 30 but here we are
Peru was great. He sent me a text after thanking me for my amazing morals which confused me but made me oddly proud...then he texted a correction. He meant my amazing oral. Sadly this Made me prouder. Fuck u bitches and ur morally inhibiting gag reflexes.
They got skeletons in the booths to enforce social distancing.
Thought they were weekend at berniesing that shit at first.
The bartender remember my drink from last sat. I think we just became drocals...drunk. locals.
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