I think I just met the technical qualifications for binge drinking in five minutes
What's bad is when she said "what hobo did you steal this dick from?"
I only made out with him because he cured my hiccups
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
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After the nose/jizz incident i think our relationship can handle anything.
The maintenance guy asked for a box to stand on to reach the ceiling. All I could offer him was a keg.
Right now, there's some ten year old kid getting ready to go outside and play basketball. He will soon find out his basketball hoop was no match for my car.
Swish.
I woke up in a strange bathroom. Was I blonde when you left me last night?
He thought he was ordering for the whole party so when he came back with thirty burritos and four of us were left, he wasn't happy
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A guy just grabbed my balls before he shook my hand because he thought he knew me.
we all thought you were asleep. he found you an hour later sitting outside in the snow lighting a bowl, singing the CatDog theme song, and hugging a box a Franzia.
My dad told me I would need to be my mom's DD tonight. So, that's how my Easter weekend is going down.
we're at the bar celebrating my ex bootycall getting his new gf pregnant... and me narrowly escaping a future as kitty foreman
Please explain the hospital band on my wrist.
She blew me while I watched the jets game and the hardest thing was deciding what to focus on more
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