don't worry. When rigor sets in, we'll make sure to get you laid one last time.
We're so high we're finding things in the room to build a submarine with. So far we have two cardboard boxes, a piece of wood, puffy paint, and an empty bottle to use as a periscope.
She told me at midnight she would blow me harder than a new years party kazoo
we were on a sandy mattress. i was wearing a sweatshirt with a poodle on it and eating a whopper jr. i wouldn't have fucked me either.
Careful when you walk in I'm laying by the door.
The cops caught them pow wowing in the teepee at the entrance of the golf course at 5 am. But were still missing someone.
He's just a really nice guy who stuck his tongue in the wrong place.
We are cuddling. She is so cute when she is too high to be a loud bitch.
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
His hands kept asking for sex, but all I could think was "dude, this is going to ruin my high".
But the Super Mario beer pong table is more than appropriate.
I either have a razor blade lodged in my throat or I've been drinking entirely too much Evan Williams.
Currently looking up Winnie-the-Pooh porn.
My liver can't handle being unemployed!
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
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