We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
It was awkward until we both realized our obsessions with harry potter and sangrias were the same. Now were in love.
You need tk get a life and stop texting me about fictional characters. I don't give a shit.
I'm a big fan of 2 things right now: 1) Gatorade and 2) the fetal position
Every time I type "should" my phone autocorrects to "shouldn't". even my phone knows my ideas are terrible.
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It had been so long since my last time that it was easily a double helping of stomach pancakes. I think she was mildly impressed.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
Twas the night before the bachelor party, and all thru the house...not a creature was stirring, not even a stripper?...
Oh my god. I just RAN OVER a child. Oh my god this isnt my day. That kid was cool as fuck though
At least you get to smell pizza at your job. I just smell despair all day long.
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It was an all night sausage fest and I was the lady of honor.
all I got out of honors convocation is I've hooked up with a lot of smart guys
Last time I "ran into him" I ended up with the clap and had to explain why the ladder was missing from the garage.
Sooo I ended up ugly crying at the drive thru window at 10 pm last night....how was your valentine's day?
Well what did you order
i just went to hell in the tanning bed. i think god is giving me a preview of what is in store if i keep getting drunk everyday.
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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