all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
I had five suicidal voicemails from him when I woke up this morning. They all started and ended with "DON'T FUCK MY ROOMMATES".
It was only one, it doesn't count.
Don't get the hula weed. It makes you sleep walk in destructive and confusing ways. I'll explain on Saturday.
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
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He showed up drunk to my cousions HS grad party, we stayed at the bars till 2, then he got up at 5 to run a half marathon and by the time I woke up wlhe was already back and drinking.
Oh and probably wearing a life jacket instead of clothes didn't help things either
Streaking across a girls college rugby game is probably the best, and most painful, decision I've ever made
The sorority chicks were the Persian army, and we were their 300 Spartans. Can barely stand up now...such a good ratio
Remind me again why a vodka watermelon can't be a thanksgiving dish
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I'm doing the Macarena naked in my living room right now
I see you're taking unemployment seriously.
Do you remember lying across two tables saying 'go away I'm trying to pull' to me, Sollie and Sean?
I texted him a series of texts in which the first letters of each text spelled out "WE SHOULD HAVE SEX". If that's not dedication to the dick, I don't know what is
If you need me I'll be getting drunk in a chewbacca onsie like a real adult.
Yea. You locked yourself outside naked with nothing but running shoes and claimed it was a "parent trap thing."
This morning we had sex while he was wearing a full length fur jacket and sunglasses... I wasn't even phased
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