Just once id like a girl to say to me in the dracula voice, i want...to suck...your dick...
something must definitely be wrong with me if i'm chasing after a guy who cant even get it up
Ever have a poop and think... that has no business coming out of a human? Like it looks like a sick dog's or a ferral animal's?
the last guy with this job had a bookshelf fall on him. He's in the Er. Im high and they gave me his shift. How do you think i feel?
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Driving by his house every hour is not stalking, it's a reconnaissance mission... How else can I confront him
I just told him that with every paper, I'd take a picture of myself with one less piece of clothing. Who say's I can't be a tutor?
I didn't ask for a picture of your soft dick.
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
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I just saw two homeless guys bond over the fact that they both use Crown Royal bags as wallets in Burger King.
Lesson: Never rollerskate with a 40 in your hand unless you have a destination.
There they were doing the deed on the beach, looked like two seagulls fighting over a chicken bone.
I think my body knows it's dying and is just shutting down
She wore her engagement ring the whole time we fucked. I hate her fiancee, so it was cool
My neighbor was my D.A.R.E officer and I feel like I've defeated him by smoking weed outside everyday
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