Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
you were so high you were expressing yourself in action figures
you do realize eating doritos and gatorade as a breakfast hangover cure is only acceptable for one more month - then we have to grow up
You are a finance major, can I use my 529 account for your bail?
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They said I was more of a mess than the German. I have achieved the unachievable, you may bow down to me
He held back my hair as I puked, then kindly asked me to slightly move my head over and pissed right next to my face.
I'd like to believe that in some alternate universe we are living this wonderful lesbian life together..
fuck you and your stupid hot as hell face
I don't know, I think it's at least a minor achievement when you can light up with the guy who took your virginity and act like you didn't have and incredibly awkward sexual experience together
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He texted his hospitalized grandma while inside me, so really a perfect gentleman.
I know. I'm a saint. Saint of sitting on faces.
No fucking Jell-O shots or meth. Those are the rules
I am talking to a naked lesbian about robots. I think this means I win life.
is it bad that I'm more worried about having to take out my piercings than the fact that I might be having a kid
Woke up at 5am in an elevator... Pretty much tells you how my weekend went.
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