Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
you kept eating the heads off the gummy bears and screaming 'euthanized!'
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
just stared at ed norton's ass for 26 miles. if there was ever an incentive to run a marathon, that was it. my life is perfect.
I lost count of how many people I peed on last night.
Just tell him to eat fruit before so it tastes good. Then it's just like shotgunning a smoothie
you know it's time to start studying when you've procrastinated to the point where you're reading your roommate's ex-boyfriend's wall posts from 2006.
I'm high and reading a Wikipedia article on circumcision procedure. Help.
I don't care how much you're grieving a loss, masturbating off the side of a roof is not acceptable mourning behavior.
He said bring my breathalyzer and Anna's pepper spray, I didn't ask questions
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low
Was it at least a good usher song?
dude new orleans is fucking wild these two guys just performed dueling banjos except they were actually fighting with the banjos
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
He weighed maybe 130, his dick had to be 30 of it. SO BIIIIG.
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