yo i just woke up i feel so weird, and the absolut is still fill, so is the 30, what the fuck did we drink last night man? And will you please come out of the bathroom.
Bro... we didn't even hang out last night??
fuck the hobbit
what about unicorns?
fuck those pointy horses
she fell down the flight of stairs and was fine until she saw the two broken beer bottles on the ground by her.
thats a woman
Ive never seen someone more dtf than a soaking wet drunk girl who stumbles into your backyard.
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You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
Banged a lazy eyed chick last night. It was like fucking an iguana.
For your information i will be shotgunning whiskey on may 21st.
I know how to make vodka btw in case you want to come over and do a science project
You motherfucker. I just had an MRI with a penny under my boob.
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So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
I woke up the whole house screaming I need my shorts they found me in the kitchen with a bag of strawberries naked
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
Well I had to have sex with him so he would buy me plan b. The fact that I had sex with someone else last night who couldn't afford it is irrelevant.
Listen, all I’m saying is, if you’re lying naked next to a hot chick, you don’t start discussing dental hygiene.
Woke up with a glow stick in my boobs this morning. Must've dominated Sunday.
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