GUESS WHAT I JUST LICKED
I feel like half our conversations start this way.
thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
I'm drinking reisling in a paper cup by myself in the garage.
$1 pitcher night should be outlawed.
nutella sex= disaster
Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
Ive decided I'm sending thank you notes to all the bars for graduation.
It's take your daughter to work day... I really shouldn't be here right now
And before you knew it they were calling me the pussy usher or something like that
You have the perkiest tits in all of North America. You're fine.
I knew it was all downhill from there when the straight vodka I was drinking tasted like water.
If youre worried about being stabbed, you probably shouldnt be there.
This whole brainwashing thing is easy!
I like that they’re all named Christopher or Chris. No need to worry about moaning during!
Randomize
