Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
i recognized the place by the puke stain i left on the pool table when i hooked up with his roommate.
Odd question. Did you find a 20 in your boxers? I need it for gas.
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Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
I just sat there and watched paula deen's face melt for an hour.
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
i have officially banned the recreational use of bayonets.
All I know is when I checked my phone this morning google translate was open with "help the cow ate my robot" translated to French
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Watching Faye Reagan porn all weekend for St Patty's day. Nothing has ever seemed more appropriate.
"Masturbate" is an actual item on an actual ToDo list of mine. It is at the top.
GDI YOU HAVE THE GOD OF FUCKING THUNDER'S NUDES AND YOU DIDN'T SHARE
Just put me in your contacts as coyote
I am going to bedazzle the shit out of your Basilisk costume.
My boss couldn’t find her phone so she asked me to call it and when I found it the screen said Fuck Toy was calling. I’m very much okay with this
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