I promise you 4 toothbrushes taped together and lube does not do the trick
Was just practicing flip cup with my NyQuil cup...
she's on the floor slapping my dogs face with slices of pizza
Her gay brother kept hitting on me and cockblocking me. Don't even begin to tell me how bad your night was.
Next time she asks for a ride to her "cousins" house and it turns out to be a booty call we're charging her for each mile.
Just blowing bubbles with my nipple rings in my shower.
You always make things weird.
I sleep texted my mom and asked her for a condom last night
And now you understand the importance of Saturday naps.
Because you stay up all night having sex and eating sushi?
He called me skinny, I broke his garbage disposal, then denied him sex. Normal second date etiquette.
Is her birthday actually on cinco de mayo? That makes so much sense
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... 😯😟😒😓
Do I even want to know?
I had to fake it. He was punching my vagina like it owed him money and enough was enough.
Its one thing to reject me, but to reject me AND my hottest friend AT THE SAME TIME!?!?
You had a good week dude, you bought a motorcycle and a beer bong with ur parents money, missed 2 classes, and ran from security twice, good first 2 days to college
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