Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
Alcoholism comes in two forms... Us.
She used the introduce me to her roommates so she could find out my name trick the next morning..I may be in love.
Well he's not exactly single.. It's like an open relationship his wife doesn't know about
Through drunken recall, I have managed to bring back awful memories of losing my virginity. And possibly traumatized my niece trying to get her to "learn from my mistakes".
Yes. Be the home wrecker you've always dreamed of being.
She was kinda cute. So long as you don't mind neck tattoos and bad life choices.
Everyone heard you having sex but I just told them you were having a nightmare.
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
Literally sitting on my bed in the dark trying not to throw up
Right, try not to commit a felony that costs more than 4 dollars cause that's all I have in my bail jar.
You'll be like the drunk Paul Bunyan someday with a giant grey cat
Dad smells like hangovers and 65 years of bitterness
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