small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
I just remembered before I gave him head I couldn't find a hair tie and he offered to hold my hair up. Maybe we were wrong.. Maybe he does have a heart.
This is the prime rib incident all over again
You know i think she's just using me for sex
I hate you.
I showed remarkable dignity in such a compromising situation. Except I came off as sort of a blue ball giver.
a small fire erupted but we put it out with a can of beer so everything's fine
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
We're at the hospital. She got a head rush and fell and now blood everywhere. Smoke the rest, just save her a bowl
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
And you will no longer be getting a thank you note from my vagina
Be proud. You give fat lesbians everywhere shower-nozzle worthy material for weeks on end.
Would you paint my ceiling for oral sex?
My trash can is full of used condoms and girl scout cookie boxes.
The dogs decided to play a new game called "Who Can Scream the Loudest?"
I won.
Randomize
