Dude if you're in another zip code it doesn't count
You don't understand. I'm not like you.
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
Drawing dicks in the frost on people's windshields is a rare joy I allow myself while walking to my 8 AM class.
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
I love drunk self when he leaves a prepacked bong for the morning... in the bathroom.
apparently I kept yelling at her that I wanted t-Rex sized lines. awesome
I have diapers under my sink. trying to convince myself to use them.
The first song on his sex mix was "highway to the danger zone"
I want a grilled cheese and an IV
She asked if I could convince him so shave that shit off his face so he'll have a snowball's chance in hell of getting laid.
You were pouring Patron into the window of the squad car trying to get the police dog to drink it
So thats why that cop beat my ass?
Probably
For me the most fucked up part of last night was that I know for a fact that you were sober. But your dancing was a close second.
That awkward moment when you are on your way to ICU and the only sympathy gift you can think of is beer and whiskey
Randomize
