Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
he whipped it out and it smelt like my toilet after taco Tuesday
I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
so i never found you. but i found vodka. so its kinda the same
I'm hoping to finish this bottle of wine before I pass out, I don't want the remainder spilling on my white down comforter.
I'm at the gas station where we got beef jerky and condoms. The fact that those two are in the same sentence makes me love you more.
I just woke up to pictures of every angle of his dick I'll ever need to see.
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
The only reason we got away with streaking last time was cuz we had those miner hats
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
It looks like I murdered a care bear and put its blood in my hair to warn the others off.
Fucking that physical therapist guy was the best decision I ever made.
No amount of beer will make me feel better about this. It's time for Emergency Whisky
Let me rub your butt and eat French fries from your mouth and dip them in your ketchup filled belly button.
Fuck it, I work hard. I deserve nice sex toys
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