I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
we're stoned watching those roller coaster simulators w our hands up screaming on our couch
he used the hotel microwave to cook the 16" pizza he bought at the walmart deli
He used a "food city great value" card to cut it
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
How does a law student 15 days away from graduation prepare for a pass fail final? Drinking beer, eating thick cut bacon, and watching game of thrones, that's how
Up until today, I never would have thought I'd have to tell someone not to color on the cat
The fact that it was "anything but a cup" now explains the cowboy boots and fishbowl aftermath at the apartment.
Dude respond to my evite. You're either coming to the orgy or not.
Can't really tell your Mom you are moody due to dick deprivation.
I don't know what you slipped me, but my TV is vomming blood right now. Thanks, jerkoff.
ayo
its like you know when i get waxed
I got the security footage. Thank you boobies!
You turned down sex for fried cheese??
My penis and doctor won't be happy with me, but come on. Fried cheese!
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