the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
i sleep in a fine layer of vodka and semen. i don't know that that would appropriate for a pajama rally.
Some guy just watched me feed 30 dimes and 3 quarters for bread and cheese at the self checkout at walmart. I no longer comprehend shame...
I thought we agreed I wasn't a screamer?
He cut you off when you said Paula Dean was in your soul...He kicked you out when "Paula" started eating random peoples food
She nearly killed the mood when she said "Don't cum on my spray tan"
It's official, no more fat chicks or even close to that, my balls are 2 dimentional
Jen's arm is stuck between a wall and her bed. She's naked and needs someone to go help her.
Every time I see him I get horny. I can't help it!
Just stop. You're making other wives look bad. We are all starting to hate you.
What the hell do you have that is more important than a GIANT WATER SLIDE?
I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
The fact that me being able to walk down stairs is an accomplishment in my books pretty much explains how I am
I'll bring your "congrats on finally banging" cookies tomorrow, I'm exhausted.
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